litjoy crate magical edition

“I solemly swear that I am up to no good” 

My Year 3 Litjoy Crate Magicak Edition has arrived! And oh how brilliant it is! After purchasing last years box I had no doubt that this box would be eqaully as pefect! Now without further adue on to the contents!

litjoy crate magical edition

A letter to Harry from Sirius with a Buckbeak feather included! Much like in the book. Ah, the feels!

“The ones who love us never really leave us, you can always find them in here.”

litjoy crate magical edition

“Why, dear boy, we don’t send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.”

Auntie Marge featured in her blown up state in coaster form! The material of the coaster is real nice as well.

litjoy crate magical edition

“Expecto Patronum!”

A pin featuring one of four patronuses, I believe mine is a hare aka the brilliant Luna Lovegoods Patronus! The material of this pin also feels super satisfying, I believe it is the same material as the coaster.

litjoy crate magical edition

A time turner! This time turner is beautiful and comes with a case so it has a frozen in time effect of you want to display it. You can easily open the case when you want to wear the necklace. This was definitely one of my favorite items as I hadn’t yet had a time turner in my collection.

litjoy crate magical edition

Cute magnetic bookmarks!

A Book of Monsters book sleeve! Just look at how wonderful it is! I love that it matches last years Tom Riddle sleeve so well.

litjoy crate magical edition

A dementors kiss lip plumper, I love the design on this. It smells nicely of cinnamon.

There were also black kisses chocolates that matched the lip plumper but I devoured them shortly after opening…

litjoy crate magical edition

This peekaboo bookmark is both adorable and perfect

litjoy crate magical edition

“It’s … The Grim!”

The grim magically appears when the mug is heated! I feel very Slytherin drinking from a mug with a death omen on it 😂

litjoy crate magical edition

Another Wick and Fable candle! I am equally as obsessed with this candle as I am with the Sherbert Lemon candle that was in the last box. It smells sooooo good you guys

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How beautiful is this tote!!! I am in love with the artwork on this!

My very own Knight bus ticket!

These illustrations are just ah! I cannot! Just look how beautiful

Even the contents card is amazing, I don’t usually keep contents cards, but I will be keeping this one!

That is the end of this jam-packed box! I have to say if you can only afford one Harry Potter themed box this is the one to get! Each Year they have a box themed on a book and the items are always high quality, usable and fun replicas or items that perfectly fit the year.

I am so happy with this box and there are still some left if you want to purchase one yourself!

“Mischief Managed”

**I purchased this box with my own money and all opinions are my own.

Oh Nocturnal Readers Box, my love for you grows and grows and I fear I will soon explode with horror much like the books contained within.

The Nocturnal Readers box is a Monthly subscription box for fans of speculative fiction, it features one new release and one previously released book and a bunch of bookish goodies each month

This month we have a print called “Swan” by Vitor Willemann. I must say this months print is one of my favourites! Just look at it, so dark and mysterious and it needs to be on my wall now.

Everything That’s Underneath is our new release this month, a collection of short stories. I’m hoping the stories within have the same vibes as the books title which I am digging.

Hell hound is our previous release this month and reminds me of cujo, therefore, I’m already a fan.

A Bates Motel magnet!!! I’m so about this, it’s similar to our Derry magnet and they are both now sitting happily on my fridge.

Poe costers!!! Love Love Love

A second Poe item! Nocturnal Readers box deserve some serious props for their pins, they are always so on point.

Rosemary’s Baby Socks! They look awesome, I really need to watch this… and now I can watch it in style! Clearly, my brain was waiting till I received these to belatedly get on the Rosemary’s Baby bandwagon.

Devil crept in keychain! So subtle and so perfect

I love this new tweak to the bookmarks!  I haven’t seen this done anywhere before and hope to see more like it in the future!

As always, brilliant! Honestly, this subscription box is always so perfect and without a doubt the most worth the money and the best out there. If you are looking for a box that is always original and high quality that also helps you discover new authors, you have found it.

Also, they might be adding true crime soon … **crosses fingers and toes**

the ocean at the end of the lane

GENRE: FANTASY/THRILLER
PAGE COUNT: 237 PAGES

“I remember my own childhood vividly…I knew terrible things. But I knew I mustn’t let adults know I knew. It would scare them.”

Maurice Sendak

Book Synopsis

Sussex, England. A middle-aged man returns to his childhood home to attend a funeral. Although the house he lived in is long gone, he is drawn to the farm at the end of the road, where, when he was seven, he encountered a most remarkable girl, Lettie Hempstock, and her mother and grandmother. He hasn’t thought of Lettie in decades, and yet as he sits by the pond (a pond that she’d claimed was an ocean) behind the ramshackle old farmhouse, the unremembered past comes flooding back. And it is a past too strange, too frightening, too dangerous to have happened to anyone, let alone a small boy.

The epigraph sets the stage for this novel perfectly and readies you for the magical thrills you will encounter in the next pages.

The Ocean At The End Of The Lane is an easy book to love. You will be hooked from the first page into this strange yet familiar memory the anonymous protagonist finds himself thrown into. A memory he had forgotten about entirely. Filled with magic, wonder, the supernatural and fear.

“Adults follow paths. Children explore. Adults are content to walk the same way, hundreds of times, or thousands; perhaps it never occurs to adults to step off the paths, to creep beneath rhododendrons, to find the spaces between fences. I was a child, which meant that I knew a dozen different ways of getting out of our property and into the lane, ways that would not involve walking down our drive.”

The prose in the book leads to many points like this, which allow the reader to draw comparisons to their own childhood. Moments lost in time much like the moments in this novel. This quote really embodies and alludes to the exploratory nature of a child’s mind and allows the reader to feel their own nostalgia. I was often traveling into my childhood adventures while reading this book.

“She was also an adult, and when adults fight children, adults always win.”

The main character is one who enjoys the company of books. Which is one of the reasons I believe, he so willingly goes along with the adventures of Lettie who at first is a virtual stranger. The experiences must seem like the tales in his books. Another factor I related to in this story as I read from very early on in my childhood, often daydreaming about the adventures in my novels.

“Nothing’s ever the same,” she said. “Be it a second later or a hundred years. It’s always churning and roiling. And people change as much as oceans.”

Personally, I’m a sucker for oceans as symbolism and I really felt that Lettie’s ‘Ocean’ was a metaphor for knowledge. The ocean may literally be knowledge as there is a supernatural element to this book. As with all books, I’m sure each reader has their own ideas and interpretations concerning what the Ocean is and what it represents.

Once you’ve been around for a bit, you get to know stuff.”

I kicked a stone. “By ‘a bit’ do you mean ‘a really long time’?”

She nodded.

“How old are you, really?” I asked.

“Eleven.”

I thought for a bit. Then I asked, “How long have you been eleven for?”

She smiled at me.”

Lettie is a brilliant character, she has earned her place in my top characters list undoubtedly. The eleven-year-old girl with a wisdom and depth beyond her years and our main characters first real friend. Her character is as much a mystery to us as it is to the narrator and one that I wish had her own novel. She is surely a metaphor for the world being infinitely magical and beyond our understanding. Neil captures this so beautifully and clearly in Lettie’s character.

“That’s the trouble with living things. Don’t last very long. Kittens one day, old cats the next. And then just memories. And the memories fade and blend and smudge together.”

Lettie Hempstock’s family are equally as intriguing, they seem to give the impression they know all there is in the world and also kick some serious ass. I would like to adopt both of them, please. I believe the fact that Old Mrs. Hempstock appears to guide the characters when they are lost might be Neil’s cheeky way of saying we should not underestimate the knowledge of our elders.

“I could have ruled worlds, but I followed you, and I waited, and I had patience. I knew that sooner or later the bounds would loosen, that I would walk the true Earth, beneath the Sun of Heaven.”

When the villain has epic speeches like this, you know they are a worthy one. Like everything else in The Ocean At The End Of The Lane, I adored our antagonist. One who still manages to elicit pity from the reader. I cannot say much without spoiling the plot, but rest assured. Much like the all of this novel she is perfect.

I am now listening to the Audiobook of this novel to hear its perfect prose spoken by Neil himself. I cannot recommend this book highly enough. If you are on the fence about it allow me to push you over into reading it… Now

RATING:

★★★★★

this book is full of spiders

Genre: Thriller
Page Count: 404 Pages

“We’re totally on the same page here, lets burn this shit down”

David Wong

Let me start by saying David Wong has the power of making a book simultaneously both terrifying and pee your pants hilarious. I didn’t know it was possible, but he accomplishes it with This Book is Full Of Spiders. As someone that never ‘laughs out loud’ while reading I give it the biggest stamp of approval. It is truly unlike any other book in its genre.

This Book is Full Of Spiders is what would happen if you and your mate were suddenly given the responsibility of saving the world, after a you’ve just woken up hung over and you have no clue what you are actually saving it from.

“You haven’t really experienced the full range of human emotion until you’ve cried your eyes out while hanging on for dear life on the back of a dirt bike bouncing across a cornfield in the freezing cold”

The characters are eccentric, flawed, and entirely easy to fall in love with. We follow these unlikely heroes as they attempt to prevent a parasitic spider infection spreading beyond their quirky little town. David, John and Amy are relatable in that they are so human and deal with the storm they are thrust into the way I image most of people would if it happened to us, with bitting sarcasm and a plethora of swear words.

“DID SOMEBODY ORDER SOME FUCKING PRISON BREAK WITH A SIDE OF SHOTGUN?”

John was my favourite character (though Molly the dog is almost tied in this spot), most of my laughter occurred after one of John’s epic one liners. While a bit of an antihero technically, he easily slots into hero status by the end of the novel. 

“I assume your plan didn’t progress beyond this exact moment.”

The writer tells the story in a nonlinear fashion, which really helped add tension and built up the plot to have an explosive end. I frequently found myself exclaiming ‘omg’ as the pieces came together. This narrative technique really made the book stand out for me and is one of the reasons it’s a new favourite for me!

TBIFOS is the second in a trilogy however you don’t have to read them in order, personally I haven’t yet read the first book and I wasn’t lost or confused. Considering how much I enjoyed the book, I will definitely be reading the others in the series!

“Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.”

RATING:

★★★★★

Genre: Fantasy/ Thriller
Pages: 195 Pages

“Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead”

Book Synopsis

Area X has been cut off from the rest of the world for decades. Nature has reclaimed the last vestiges of human civilisation. The first expedition returned with reports of a pristine, Edenic landscape; the second expedition ended in mass suicide, the third in a hail of gunfire as its members turned on one another. The members of the eleventh expedition returned as shadows of their former selves, and within weeks, all had died of cancer. In the first volume of the Southern Reach trilogy, we join the twelfth expedition. The group is made up of four women: an anthropologist; a surveyor; a psychologist, the de facto leader, and our narrator, the biologist. Their mission is to map the terrain, record all observations of their surroundings and of one another, and, above all, avoid being contaminated by Area X itself.

Not in a long time have I felt so utterly consumed by a book. A fact that is especially impressive when you consider it’s relatively short 195 pages. The atmosphere Vandermeer creates draws you in immediately, the world of Area X turns the reader into a moth pulled swiftly into its flame. I read it while on holiday and as soon as I finished was running around the caravan park commanding people to read it and understand its brilliance.

“I felt as If I could do anything as long as I did not mind being watched”

The Biologist introduces us to a mysterious land, untouched by civilisation for decades, and devoid of any humanoid lifeforms; but is that the truth? We follow our narrator as she discovers that the information she’s been given my not be accurate, and wonders just what this place is that she’s been sent to.

Our narrator is flawed. As all the best characters are, and her introverted and highly observational nature makes her the perfect person to tell the happenings and discoveries of the Twelfth expedition. The book is written in a jornal format, which works brilliantly to build tension as you are reading. Throughout the book you have major ‘dont-go-around-that-corner’ feels. 

If the book was in another volunteers perspective who’s career wasn’t looking beyond things people normally see, I’m sure there wouldn’t be nearly as much exquisite detail. Though, considering how fascinating the book is, I would happily have read the book from each characters perspective.

“Can you really imagine what it was like in those first moments, peering down into that dark space and seeing that? Perhaps you can. Perhaps you’re staring at it right now.

The prose throughout the book is perfectly descriptive and filled with the kind of Stephen King esque bone chilling quotes that you keep with you for a while. The memory of the book itself weighs like a heavy breath on my chest, one that I still feel when I glance at it on the shelf.

I read Annihilation in one sitting, completely unable and unwilling to put it down. I can’t accurately express just how much I felt effected by this book other than to say you are surely missing out should you decide not to read it! The urge to discover the mystery will ensure you race through the book and the spine tingling chill you receive from the events that occur will leave you making sure you door is locked at night! Seriously, read it. Read it now. 

“There shall be in the planting in the shadows a grace and a mercy that shall bloom dark flowers, and their teeth shall devour and sustain and herald the passage of an age”

RATING:

★★★★★